{"id":115,"date":"2007-10-06T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T18:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revuepolaire.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2023-08-02T20:21:58","modified_gmt":"2023-08-02T18:21:58","slug":"la-vengeance-du-gros-minou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revuepolaire.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/06\/la-vengeance-du-gros-minou\/","title":{"rendered":"La Vengeance du Gros Minou"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

pour inaugurer \u00ab Le Coin des enfants \u00bb dans la Revue-Polaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LA VENGEANCE DU GROS MINOU<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 \u00ab Miao\u00fbu ! \u00bb dit le chat, du haut
du ch\u00e2teau d\u2019eau du hameau
moche, o\u00f9 de moches mioches
chameaux \u2014 des l\u00e2ches ! \u2014 cherchent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00e0 l\u2019amocher, \u00e0 le ha-
cher (les vaches !), chiches m\u00e2-
cheurs de chamalos. F\u00e2ch\u00e9,
tout arnach\u00e9 des sachets<\/p>\n\n\n\n

de chamalos des mioches
l\u00e2ches, l\u00e2ch\u00e9, se cache
le chat cachexique, ta-
ch\u00e9 de mous chamalos m\u00e2-<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ch\u00e9s qui lui pendent comme
des tiques. \u2014 \u00ab Me\u00fbh ! \u00bb meugle meu-
meu le b\u0153uf\u2026 \u2014 Veuf. Un train pa-
sse : \u2014 \u00ab Tchou tchou tchou\u2026 \u00bb Et le chat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

pleure : \u2014 \u00ab Miao\u00fc\u00fb ! \u00bb du haut du
grand ch\u00e2teau d\u2019eau, haut. Mais, du
ciel couleur de mou, le chat
go\u00fbte un petit bout. En bas,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

les mioches ont peur soudain
et crient : \u00ab Papa !\u2026 Rintintin !\u2026
Pipi !\u2026 Maman !\u2026 CACA !\u2026 \u00bb ; car,
aussi gros qu\u2019un autocar,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

soudain, le chat, d\u2019un seul coup,
le ciel happe en un miao\u00fb\u00fb,
le grand ciel de caoutchouc,
puis, les croque, comme poux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(pou au pluriel prend un x et non un s, comme hibou, bijou, genou\u2026)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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