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Les experts internationaux viennent de rendre leur verdict : parmi les origines du r\u00e9chauffement de la plan\u00e8te, bien avant la pollution par les moyens de transport \u00e0 essence, au gazoil ou au charbon, notre amour de la viande bovine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Plus il y a de bovins, plus ils ruminent ; plus ils ruminent, plus ils produisent de m\u00e9thane ; plus ils produisent de gaz m\u00e9thane, plus la plan\u00e8te se r\u00e9chauffe\u2026 Discr\u00e8tement, les vaches \u00e9largissent le trou dans la couche d\u2019ozone, cinqui\u00e8me colonne d\u2019une guerre bact\u00e9rio-chimique quasi silencieuse, elles se vengent de l\u2019holocauste que nous faisons subir \u00e0 leur race depuis des mill\u00e9naires. La pollution par le biais des gaz d\u2019\u00e9chappement d\u2019engins motoris\u00e9s (ce que les vaches ne sont point, les experts sont formels) n\u2019arrive qu\u2019en troisi\u00e8me position.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Nous courrons \u00e0 la catastrophe, les p\u00f4les fondent, parce que les vaches \u2014 sacr\u00e9es ou pas \u2014 p\u00e8tent ! Si nous ne devenons pas massivement v\u00e9g\u00e9tariens, nous mourrons bient\u00f4t sous la canicule, dans un d\u00e9sert.C.Q.F.D !\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Apr\u00e8s cette nouvelle d\u00e9coiffante, mis au parfum et une fois le coup de bouse et de blues pass\u00e9, que les chercheurs internationaux planchent d\u00e9sormais sur l\u2019invention possible ou non d\u2019un pot catalytique appropri\u00e9. Faut-il sugg\u00e9rer \u00e0 Jos\u00e9 Bov\u00e9 avec ses commandos de faire sauter de nouvelles antennes de M\u2026 D\u2026 ? C\u2019est \u00e0 voir : car si leurs steaks sont faits non avec de la viande bovine mais avec du p\u00e9trole, ce sont alors leurs consommateurs qui produisent du m\u00e9thane. Comme on le voit, c\u2019est un cercle vicieux, sans fin.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n


(Information entendue ce matin aux \u00ab Matins de France-Culture \u00bb d\u2019Ali Baddou, lors du journal de 8 heures, ce 13 septembre 2007. Quelle vacherie !\u2026 Le terrorisme anti-vaches a de beaux jours devant lui [\u2026]. C\u2019est \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent tout le continent indien qui va s\u2019enflammer \u00e0 court terme.)<\/small><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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